Friday, February 08, 2008
Have you received a friendship request from a Lilly Uddin, on Facebook?
Don't bother. It is a fake profile. There is no Lilly Uddin--probably a Lallu Uddin, a jerk who has used model Mariyah Moten's picture to create a profile, and is probably getting kicks watching men eager to befriend a bikini-clad bimbo.
Read about Mariyah Moten here:
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Dear Manager, Microsoft Lottery,
I won the Microsoft email lottery! Hurray!
I knew I would get it--even when I am not sure what I have done to get it. I was told big money would come my way from an unexpected source. And then came this email message. You guys are angels!
And rest assured no matter how many times my Windows crashed, I never had anything bad to say about Bill Gates.
Can this prize be delivered to me in annuities? I am living a rather austere life, so $60,000/year would keep me afloat and my relatives won't know about my windfall either.
Can it be done?
Looking forward to further communication with you and Bill.
The above response was written in reply to the following.
----- Original Message ----
From: MICROSOFT LOTTERY
Sent: Sunday, February 3, 2008 4:48:23 PM
Subject: YOU HAVE WON THE MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY
CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON THE MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY.
ATTACHMENTS BELOW IS YOUR WINNER PRIZE INFORMATION VIEW THE PROCEDURES
ON HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.
MICROSOFT CO-OPERATION MANAGEMENT
[Photo courtesy of Microsoft.com]