Wednesday, March 26, 2008

If only spammers could write better...they would have been a lot more successful in fooling people.

From The Official Co-ordinator
UN/AiR U.S Visa Green Card Lottery Program 2008.
KPN Tower 195 Wireless Road Panthumwam Bangkok Thailand.

Case Number:- MM-2008XZX923800

Congratulations,you have been selected as one of the lucky winners of our U.S Visa through our internet email extracting and screening machine, your application was applied and processed by our internet email extracting and screening machine which randomly extracts 6.3 million Email addresses during our 15-days extraction period that ran from 12.00 AM on March 10h, 2008 until midnight, March 25th, 2008.

All extracted email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy for final selection through computer draw system and your email address attached to ticket number 56602-188 drew the lucky numbers which subsequently won you the U.S visa and we are sending the winning notification through the selected email addresses which means that, if you receive the notification in your mail box you have been selected among the lucky winners.

The aims and objectives of the program is to give free visa's to citizens of developing countries around the world who wishes to travel to U.S and start a new life and work. The green card Lottery is a matter of huge benefits for those who want to try themselves abroad.

Your visa duration is 10 years multiple entries to the U.S, it is renewable upon expiration and it permits you to travel to U.S with your family. The visas have been apportioned among six geographic regions with a maximum of seven percent available to persons born in any single country. Our visa processing agents had been apportioned among the six geographic regions.

Visa claim application (step 1)
Your visa winning details falls within our Asia/pacific booklet representative office as indicated in the draw system and we have forwarded your winning details to our Asia/Pacific office for the processing of your visa acknowledgement Certificates, therefore, FOR YOUR VISA FORM, REQUIREMENTS AND FURTHER DETAILS, contact our Asia/pacific agent with the below contact details;

PHONE:+ 66-802 885 324
FAX: + 66-243 630 90

Approximately 255 lucky selected winners had been notified through their selected winning email addresses including you today (Wed 26-3-2008) all selected lucky winners will need to act on their claims applications quickly before the expiration of the visa claim deadline which is on the (15th of April 2008)

Advanced question.
How do I make the claim of my visa?
You will obtain your visa through the U.S Consular officer in your home country or any U.S Embassy nearest to you with your Visa Acknowledgement Certificates that will be processed and send to you by our Asia/pacific agent. U. S. embassies and consulates will not be able to provide a list of winners until their Green Card acknowledgement certificates are processed with their case numbers and placed on the U.S Immigration Network Database.

Visa Processing Fee.
Dual-$1,420USD (Family)

What is processing fee?
The processing fee pays for the accuracy preparation of your documents that will enable you to obtain your visa through the U.S Consular officer in your home country or country of your present residence. Green card experts charges a nominal fee to cover administrative and processing costs incurred in conjunction with the careful processing of every document. According to J.Stevenson Wilson, Author of Visa Lottery services Report, the total average fee charged by green card lottery services ($1195USD) for one person,there is no correlation between the fee charged and the quality of services provided and its benefits.

Winners will get FREE Airline Ticket to the USA.
People that win this Lottery will get the constant legal status of the US inhabitant, an opportunity of free country entrance and departure, the right to be working in the USA legally and getting American salary. You may have any job in America, whether it is a government, public or private job. A permanent residence visa (as well as American work visa) eases your life. In addition to permanent legal residence Green Card holders also receive health, education, retirement, taxation, social security and other benefits.

Please retain this letter and take it with you to your visa interview centre when directed.
Do not reply back to this notification email (busy)

Please read and follow all the enclosed instructions very carefully.

Sincerely yours,
Mr. Rapheal Briggs (LLB)
UniAir SouthEast Asia Zonal office Bangkok, Thailand.

I could not resist writing the following in response to the above spam:

This news made my day. I am chosen to immigrate to the US, to ultimately become a US citizen, the highest honor for any human being in this world! I am truly ecstatic. What do I need to do next? What is my approximate arrival date in the US? How should I do my packing, what clothes should be with me? Is it going to be very cold there?
Waiting for information,

PS. I have always cursed my stars for making me born in Pakistan, a developing country. But now I see my stars regrouping themselves. Wonderful!
PPS. I have read the Privacy statement. Don't worry, this communication will remain between you and me, till I reach the US soil. I'll then surprise all family members and friends with a phone call. I'll say, "Hello, You. I am here in the US OF A. Are you still rotting in that cesspool? Ha, ha, ha."


Cemendtaur said...

The following came in response to my note to them.
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail you directed to Asia-Pacific region office of the U.S lottery Program regarding your notification from the US VISA lottery, as being selected among the lucky winner's of the Green Card Program.

We are hereby guiding you on how to make the claim of your visa because your Visa winning details had been forwarded to us, to verify your country's eligibility and commence with the processing of your Green Card Acknowledgement Certificates and visa claim application documents if you are eligible and send them to you for the issuance of your visa through the U.S Consular officer in your home country or your nearest U.S Embassy and arrive in the U.S for the issuance of your Green Card.

Print out the attached visa processing form and fill it by user's hand writing accordingly and return copy back with the required information's (Fill the form with the exact name on your international passport)

1. Write in full your office,postal and residential adress.
2. Forward (4) of your recent passport-size photographs (Coloured background)
3. Forward the scan copy photo-page of your International Passport.
4. Single Processing fee ($1195 USD)
5. Dual processing fee ($1420 USD)

Forward the-same requirements for your spouse or any member of your family that
wishes to accompany you. Your family members above the age of 16 require a valid international passport for travel

Accompanying family members, the spouse of a person eligible to receive a visa or Green Card. Derivative beneficiaries are usually entitled to the same type of visa or Green Card as their eligible relative because of the family relationship.

Please note that you and your spouse must have valid International Passport to travel to the USA.

Forward the requirements (except the processing fee) via email attach to( or fax the copy of your International Passport via fax to (66-2253 9977)

Some countries are not eligible and according to the Code of Conduct Act: 2202 in the constitution Vol: 189/965 guiding all green cards, visas and permit agencies: We can only accept the processing fee from you for the processing of your documents if you are officially verified and approved to make the claim of your visa through the eligibility of your country of birth.

After the verification and you are officially confirmed and approved to make the claim of your visa through the eligibility of your country of birth then we will inform you on how to make the payment of the processing fee for the processing of your documents.

The processing fee pays for the processing of your documents; 100% refunds are given automatically to the Next of Kin of the beneficiary winner in case of the death of the beneficiary winner before he/she arrives in the U.S.A. In other cases, refunds are considered on a case-by-case basis.

The required information's through the visa form with your picture size passport photograph will be use to process your Approved Green Card Cerificate and Actual Green Card Certificate

After processing your documents, we will send it to you via courier delivery services of (DHL) to any of your provided address through the visa form and fax the copies of the processed documents to the U.S consular officer in your home country, country of present residence or your nearest U.S Embassy and book interview appointment for you with them and send the appointment interview letter to you with your personal identification number (PIN) to enable you meet with them on your interview appointment day for the issuance of your visa.

You will have to show your visa interview appointment letter to gain access to the Embassy or a consulate on the day of your visa interview.

On the day of your interview, the U.S consular officer will ask you few questions and examine your processed documents with the copies of them that we have faxed to them to ascertain that you are the beneficiary winner and they will stamp your visa on your passport within 3-working days.

The visa claim deadline is on the 15th of April 2008 (As extended)
Regarding that, we will advice that you submit the visa claim requirements as soon as possible to enable us commence with the processing of your documents and send them to you for the issuance of your visa within the small window of time stipulated within the regulation

We are looking forward to the early submission of the visa requirements to enable us proceed further.

Mr. James Wilson.
Asia/pacific Region.

Theidiot said...

funny response :)) The same email for me