Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A Terrorist Sworn In

Impeach Obama Now campaign has distributed the following letter on the Internet.

Dear Fellow Countrymen,

The morning after horror has dawned on the conscientious people of this great nation of ours. As if a faltering economy, two wars going bad were not enough to sap our spirits we now have a terrorist as our president. It is hard not to notice dark clouds gathering over us. The Western Civilization is under attack from within.

This charlatan sworn in yesterday as the President of the USA wants to hide his revealing middle name by abbreviating it to a harmless H—so that you may believe H is for Harry. No, People, H is not for Harry or Harvey or Hansen. This terrorist's name is Barack Hussein Obama. In fact it would be very appropriate to abbreviate the other two irrelevant names and call him B Hussein O. That is his real identity. B HUSSEIN O. Ladies and Gentlemen, Now how many Husseins have you met that were either not terrorists or did not have terrorist tendencies?

And People, You must understand what this man is all about. His father was a Muslim, a terrorist. His father may have passed away but you can bet he has plenty of relatives on the terrorist side of his family—people who are looking for any opportunity to harm us, the Americans.

And you know where this man spent his childhood. Yes, in Indonesia, a terrorist country. And what did he do in Indonesia? He went to a madrassa. And what do they teach in a madrassa? Do you think they are taught Physics and Chemistry in a madrassa? Do you think the madrassa students are doing experiments to find out the focal point of a concave mirror, or they are busy in doing titration experiments? NO. They are hard at work learning hatred: hatred, hatred, hatred of others, hatred for all those who are not Muslims. That is what they are taught in a madrassa, day in and day out. They have grade classes in madrassa, but they are called Hate Grades: Hate Grade 1, Hate Grade 2, and so on.

Open a madrassa curriculum book and you would find, Chapter 1: How to Hate Christians, Chapter 2: Hating Hindus Made Easy, Chapter 3: Powerful Strategies to Hate Jews, Chapter 4: How to Hate Buddhists and Enjoy It Too. The madrassa students are sometimes asked to read books outside their curriculum but those books are also about hate, perennially popular titles like "Love Ties You Up, Hate Sets You Free", "The Joy of Hatred", "An Idiot's Guide for Mastering Hatred", and "How to Hate Everyone in 5 Minutes (Or Less)."

Do you know which book sold most copies in Saudi Arabia, last year? It was "All You Wanted to Know About Hatred And Were Afraid to Ask." Ladies and Gentlemen, These people don't have 'love' in their day-to-day vocabulary. In their culture, the process of making babies is not called love-making; it is called hate-making. That's why after reading his nuptial sermon the Imam looks at the newly-wed couple and says; "Now the two of you are free to hate each other."
And it was because of this absence of 'love' in their culture that our McDonald's had a hard time coming up with a culturally sensitive marketing refrain in the Muslim world—it finally settled on "I'm hatin' it."

People, Four centuries ago our forefathers got rid of these people from the continent of Europe—we threw them out of Spain. It was our greatest mistake in the near past to start giving them political asylums, or bring them here on student visas. And that is how the current terrorist president was born. Now we have to suffer because of that terrible mistake.

You must understand that these Muslims are not like us. Unlike the Western Civilization these people are not trying to solve the problems of this world: thinking about global warming, about patching holes in the ozone layer, or worrying about distant asteroids hitting the world and jeopardizing our existence. No, nothing like that. These Muslims just want to breed like rabbits and take control of the world.

The Muslim population of the world is increasing exponentially. It is not obvious here in North America right now, but in Europe go to any city, go to its outlying neighborhoods, turn any corner and you would find a Muslim coming your way, or a woman in veil. The situation is out of control. Whoever came up with the idea that "a good Muslim is a dead Muslim" was a genius. We need to start this process of making good Muslims, NOW.

And don't be deceived, People, In appearance one Muslim may not look like another Muslim but deep inside they are all the same: products of an assembly line of hate. Hatred is the only human emotion they are capable of holding. In mosques, the terrorist training centers, where these people go five times a day or at least once a week, the only thing they are taught is hatred. And if their Imam ever fails in delivering a sermon full of hate they get angry with him. You know what these people do when they get angry. The Imam knows it too and that's the reason the Imam gets everybody remove their shoes outside the mosque.

What is the first thing your president—yes, B Hussein O may be your president, but I can never accept a terrorist as my president—what does this president want to do? He wants to close Gitmo, so that he can release his terrorist brothers. What do you think those dangerous criminals are going to do when we let them go? Yes, they are going to attack us. Next thing you know this terrorist president would turn back on his election promise of bombing Pakistan.

Ladies and Gentlemen, This con artist was a bit political in making important cabinet appointments in his first term. But you can bet he would be bolder in his second term. That is, if God forbid you elect this beast again. In his second term he is going to appoint Al-Zawahiri as the Secretary of State and Osama Bin Laden as his Secretary of Defense. So, please People, stop this degenerative civilization from taking over our country. Impeach this terrorist now. Impeach B Hussein O, NOW.

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Cemendtaur said...

Amazing how superficially most people read things. A lot of people did not get the joke in my piece. Just read these comments:

At least identify the source of this garbage ...

In the past, Cemendtaur has written some interesting pieces but this one has crossed all proverbial lines. It certainly was written as tongue in cheek but can you imagine if this one gets to someone outside of this group who takes this nonsense literally? What nerve you have cemendtaur for writing this garbage? You claim to be a journalist and yet have little respect for this profession!

This one was not funny and it needs to be retracted!!

It is ironic you take the power of words so lightly. I don’t know anything about you but having read your piece, I have little respect for your talent. Nothing good can possibly come out of that column you put out today except possibly cause harm to this new administration. When you have nothing positive to say, it is better to say nothing!!
The inspiration for this piece came from an article written by Geert Wilders. I want to send him a copy of this--if he is not put in jail.

Absolutely brilliant article Cemendtaur. While reading it I could see
what is going through the mind of a member of this major segment of
the US population who fears and/or hates Muslims and who now has to
face the reality of B Hussain O as President. The use of such
appropriate words. I could hear the contempt dripping down this Fox
News follower's face. Drip drip drip. You really did a great job
painting a picture that most of us would rather not look at even if it
is nicely framed and posted on SV-PAK. :-)

Keep the creative words flowing my friend.
Um Ali what was the point of that? Obama has over a Seventy percent approval rating and I personally love what he's doing for the country right now?
"RE IMPEACH OBAMA NOW" -- I agree with Steve - what was the purpose of this? Do you believe everything you read on the internet ... unless of course, you're the author of it?
The world is full of mentally sick people, who have nothing else but hate to distribute.
These kind of zealots tend to forget but terrorism is not Islam specific; this disease does
not respect religion.
The marvellous fact about us humans is that we hate each other for our own inadequacies
and then invent reasons to justify ourselves to ourselves and others.
The contents of this letter are absurd, obscene and abhorrent. President Obama did not hide his middle name. As a matter of fact his advisors asked him not to use his middle name in oath taking ceremony, he instead, insisted on pronouncing his full middle name and at the occasion he did use full middle name Hussein. Obama is a man who believes in rule of law, transparency and truthfulness while conducting state’s national and international affairs. At this critical juncture of history, these are principles US government needs to follow to repair its image and hold on to its dwindling glory.
It is a disgrace to even circulate this hateful vitriole on this forum.
Such nutwits are best ignored and don't deserve our time.
dear cemendtaur,

could you tell us what website this letter appeared on. obviously it is written by someone lacking intelligence, but i would like to visit the site.
they clearly said his middle name in the oath. they aint hidin anything. its appropriate that you should quit being a dumb ignorant f***
dumb a**!!!! your nick is not fitted to you moron!! You know there is a graph of states average IQs shown with whether or not they voted republican or democrat... I'll spare you the time, the bulk of red states have lower IQs. =)



Cemendtaur said...

Take it easy people.
This 'letter' was a parody, written in the style of right wing radio talk show hosts' rhetoric.

Cemendtaur said...

Here is one more:

As honored member of respectable group like writersforum I feel ashamed like others many to see such a trash of writing being posted.It's really an insult to members' intelligence to see such piece of trash, and bear it.If I were moderator, I would dump it in trash, let alone post it and discuss over it.

51% of Americans, including myself, were not stupid to vote for such an intelligent man, who stood tall in line with other ten candidates, and ran and won.When a stupid republican old woman stood up and called Obama a terrorist John McCain said, "no, mam, no mam, he is not a terrorist.

Anyway, I have seen this guy who has written such trash send it to individuals, but sorry to say I have not seen any group I am member of has allowed such a piece of trash to be posted on respectable forum.We members are anxious how moderator of writersforum feels about this, and would greatly appreciate his kind opinion.

--end of comment----

You wonder if he got the joke or not.

Cemendtaur said...

And here is a comment from Brian in Ohio:

This is the best stuff I have seen yet. I totally agree 100% with everything that was stated here. This man is putting America on the precipice of disaster and possible American downfall as a nation! That Fark thing, the picture that describes him best is the one of him as obama bin laden. Like I always call him. He is the manchurian president.

In my church, we are reading The Bible through in 09, and this passage was in my reading last night, and very fitting to what is happening to America right now. The passage is Matthew 24:15-17, So when you see standing in the Holy place, the obamanation that causes desolation, spoke of through the prophet Daniel-let the reader understand- then let those in Judea flee to the mountains. In this passage it talks of obama standing in the holy place which is America, and he is causing it desolation, and Judea is our cities, and we are the ones who will have to flee!

Obama bin laden is going to destroy the United States of America, unless we stand up against him and the enemies of our country. HE is the enemy, NOT our friend. He is against us, and he wants to make us all poor! Heck, he even had Nazi Polazi tell us that next month, 500 million of us will be out of work. That would be ALL of us and then some! This is utter BS, and this MUST stop! So, I repeat what was written here, IMPEACH THIS TERRORIST NOW! IMPEACH Barak HUSSEIN obama bin laden NOW!

Cemendtaur said...

Joe from Boston says:

put down the pipe and go to rehab.